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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 08:55
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Apple’s Music app in iOS 26 gains my favorite feature from the Mac - 9to5Mac
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Wastewater is now helping track measles spread around the US - CNN
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Earth’s Oxygen Levels And Magnetic Field Strength Show Strong Correlation - Hackaday
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
What is the best AI tool for interior design?
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
NASA’s Hurricane Science, Tech, Data Help American Communities - NASA Science (.gov)
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Manufacturing PMI® at 48.5%; May 2025 Manufacturing ISM® Report On Business® - PR Newswire
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
New study uncovers surprising physics of 'marine snow' - Phys.org
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors